Haddock, Hiccup Horrendous
----- ----- Name's Hiccup. Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third. Long and lame name, right? But it's quite a name to live up to. I live in the Village of Berk. It snows 9 months and hails the other 3. We live, to be exact, in the middle of nowhere. I'm in the Hairy Hooligan tribe and I'm the son of the cheif, Stoick the Vast, making me the next one in line to take his place. I was the one that caused most of the trouble in Berk and got in the way of the war between the Viking's and Dragons. No one thought I was worth anything but I wanted - will prove them wrong. ----- Independent RPing Blog -----

For once in your life, will you please listen to me?
Okay… Let me see if I got this right.

So, Hiccup and Alvin are married.

Alvin’s dad, Dave, has two other brother, Eric and Professor.

Eric marries Ariel and has a daughter named Melody. Making her Alvin’s cousin.

Professor has three girls, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup. Making them Alvin’s cousins as well.

Melody’s grandpa, Tritan is Zeus’ nephew.

Hercules is Zeus’ son.

Tritan is Poseidon’s son.

Poseidon, Zeus, and Hades are brothers.

Poseidon is Melody’s great grandpa.

Making Zeus and Hades, Melody’s great grand uncles.

Making Ariel and Hercules third cousins.

Means Melody is related to Hercules and Hades.

Who is dating Meg.

Means her great grand uncle is dating her best friend.

Which also means Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore are related to all the gods, making them their great great grand sons/daughters/nieces/nephews/cousins

Meg used to like Hercules, who is third cousins with Melody’s mom.

Means Ariel is Dave and Professor’s Mother-in-Law.

Making Alvin and his brothers + Blossom and her sisters, Ariel’s nieces and nephews?

GAH. THIS IS A LOT OF THINKING. OMG

WE HAVE A HUGE FAMILY.

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